spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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