okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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