is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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