In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Randomize
