Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Terrible idea I love it
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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