So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
These tits shall not be calmed
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