i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
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Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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