next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I need to sanitize my soul.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Randomize
