Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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