: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My nipple is on Facebook.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
