i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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