she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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