the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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