I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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