the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I understand Curling. That high.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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