i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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