did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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