So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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