I seem to have left my pride at pride
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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