I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Bring me that man meat
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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