Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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