why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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