it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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