is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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