if i died would you start the facebook group?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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