doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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