in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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