Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?