do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You ate ashes out of my bong
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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