Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just pee around me
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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