Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  I thidmdmk you'gre a special person

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): I thidmdmk you'gre a special person http://tfl.nu/mmrm
  Replies (1) Good night (1314) Bad night (552)
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him. http://tfl.nu/ayc4
  Replies (47) Good night (1888) Bad night (4717)
• Favorite

  (408): View more from California

  if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (408): if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place http://tfl.nu/15wd
  Replies (33) Good night (6032) Bad night (1388)
• Favorite

  (618): View more from Illinois

  There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (618): There's an australian, my relationship has no hope. http://tfl.nu/z5vt
  Replies (20) Good night (2926) Bad night (1292)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry. http://tfl.nu/wdtm
  Replies (5) Good night (944) Bad night (2338)
• Favorite

  (605): View more from South Dakota

  If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (605): If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it. http://tfl.nu/jp0c
  Replies (2) Good night (2849) Bad night (746)
• Favorite

  (510): View more from California

  Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (510): Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today. http://tfl.nu/bpyv
  Replies (5) Good night (958) Bad night (1970)
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up. http://tfl.nu/ymie
  Replies (20) Good night (1043) Bad night (3946)
• Favorite

  (605): View more from South Dakota

  Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (605): Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away... http://tfl.nu/4asr
  Replies (4) Good night (1267) Bad night (1174)
• Favorite

  (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (780): So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays http://tfl.nu/zrwo
  Replies (3) Good night (1137) Bad night (541)
• Favorite

  (714): View more from California

  I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (714): I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what? http://tfl.nu/ezau
  Replies (7) Good night (1221) Bad night (528)
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth. http://tfl.nu/ne7c
  Replies (5) Good night (696) Bad night (385)
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years http://tfl.nu/zb6z
  Replies (7) Good night (841) Bad night (1084)
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed. http://tfl.nu/y3pb
  Replies (9) Good night (293) Bad night (960)
• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts. http://tfl.nu/8jrx
  Replies (4) Good night (261) Bad night (351)

Randomize