I'm drive I can fine osifer
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie