I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.