I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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