Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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