i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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