We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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