i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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