the new term for farting is butt boxing.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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