Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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