I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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