brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
