all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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