White coat. Heels.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Randomize