My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I'm drive I can fine osifer
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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