Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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