I just saw a hot homeless man
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Randomize
