i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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