Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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