Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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