I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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