Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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