just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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