she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore