I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
even my farts smell like vagina
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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