I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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