But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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