fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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