Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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