I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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