Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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