It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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